LAURA IS PROBABLY

Well hello there! Life is full of wonderful things, which is why I thought this to be the perfect occasion for an update on my list! (Crowd: "Whoo-hoo!" "That's what I'm talking about!") 1. Aliens. I'm really excited by the idea of these little guys. And I say little because the photo I saw showed them to be about knee height. And even if they are taller than that, I like to think of them as being smaller, at least then self defence is kind of an option? I think I feel the same way about aliens as I do about answering a private number phone call. There's a lot of curiosity, but you have no idea of what your getting yourself into. Like, it might be a person on the other end, or just some answering machine, a sort of automated thing. Then again this comparison is totally irrelevant because I have a...thing about speaking on the phone. It's just so wrong. This is pretty much the only reason I never answer my phone. (Unless you call like 10 tim...